Hong Kong Films: Charity Work at Hung Hing

The day Guan Zu transmigrates into a Hung Hing underling, a notification suddenly pops up from the System: “Help an old lady cross the street and receive a reward of 5,000 Hong Kong dollars!”

He grabs a broom and bolts. “Do you need a social work license to join a triad these days?”

And so Hong Kong's most outrageous charitable triad is born:

Delivering longevity noodles to elderly women in Mong Kok unlocks VCD technology. Now the Causeway Bay karaoke bars play Young and Dangerous: The Sequel on repeat.

They establish a “Hardship Family Relief Association” and use Fung Yu-siu's fighting skills to teach social workers how to throw punches. Grateful citizens crowd the police station with banners of thanks.

When Chiang Tin-yeung holds a meeting with the gang leaders, Guan Zu suddenly pulls out the Hung Hing Employee Share Ownership Plan. “The twelve district bosses can all volunteer for me. I'll handle after-sales service for every supermarket and property development!”