When he received the invitation to the DingTalk meeting at three o'clock in the morning, Cheng Nuo thought that Mr. Zhou had another seizure.
Until he saw the planning department boss Zhang growing scales in the conference room, Xiao Li from the test team turned into a mermaid, and director Zhou Ming's suit hid a gluttonous tail that was eating Gongpai——
It turns out that the real world has long been taken over by the "Shan Hai Jing Fu Bao Company", and every social animal is a "human product" to be optimized, and the so-called 996 is just a KPI for ancient beasts to harvest souls!
Here, the way to crack the "meeting minutes must be written in Oracle" is to use Excel fish farming to divert the attention of the attendance ghost;
To fight against the rule that "the annual meeting must perform a chest-breaking performance", you need to use PPT to hypnotize the Nian beast to watch yourself;
Even the cleaning lady in the tea room is a nine-tailed fox stepping on Jimmy Choo. She wipes the coffee machine and smiles: "Want to change your needs? First charge your fishing time into my tail account~"
When Cheng Nuo discovered that the scales on the back of his hand could summon the "Excel Domain", and when he used the "Request for Leave" to cut off the fingers of the attendance ghost in the elevator, he was shocked to realize that the sudden death of his mentor three years ago was closely related to this man-eating rule space——
And the "Calendar of Mountains and Seas" hidden in the real world is using the blood of his colleagues to draw a huge gluttonous stomach bag on the March 31st page...
