——The Social Animal Rabbit's Guide to Prehistoric Survival
After the programmer Lin Guang died suddenly while working overtime, he traveled through time and became the long-eared Dingguang Immortal in the ancient world - the famous renegade cannon fodder in the original work of Fengshen, who will be made into a spicy rabbit head in the future!
Companion Spiritual Treasure Reincarnation Purple Jade (the kind that will self-destruct at the slightest disagreement)
Holding the Hongmeng Sky Ruler in hand, Lin Guang began his hard-core survival in the wilderness:
■ Gossip about Nuwa's wig? The foot-washing water dispute among the ancestral witches in Pangu Hall? The Three Thousand Ear Realm monitors the whole world, eating melons and being struck by thunder from heaven!
■ Is the lich calamity turning into a business war? The Monster Clan's 996 Blessings PK the Witch Clan's Foot Massage Club, and the Zhoutian Starry Formation actually requires KPI assessment! Lin Guang sells wigs with his left hand, collects merits with his right hand, and stirs the water into a chaotic sesame paste under the eyes of the saint!
This is the epic counterattack of a social rabbit——
Use modern workplace slang to deceive big men from ancient times, use Excel spreadsheets to crack the Hunyuan Avenue, become the king of papers in Jiejiao, play tricks with Taozu, and vow to twist the ending of apostasy and become the richest man in ancient times!
(System reminder: It is detected that the host is trying to lie down, and the self-destruction program will be started after 10 seconds——)