Who Messed with the Big Shot's Little Mermaid?

Leaked WeChat chat between Mr. Shen, the CEO, and Jiang Xiaoyu:

Jiang Xiaoyu: “Shen Yanchen, are you asleep?”

Shen Yanchen: “No.”

Jiang Xiaoyu: “What are you doing, then?”

Shen Yanchen: “In a video conference.”

Jiang Xiaoyu: “Am I bothering you?”

Shen Yanchen: “No.”

Jiang Xiaoyu messages again: “Is the meeting over?”

Shen Yanchen: “Yeah.”

Jiang Xiaoyu: “What are you doing now?”

Shen Yanchen: “Taking a shower, then going to bed.”

Jiang Xiaoyu keeps messaging: “Are you in the shower yet?”

Shen Yanchen: “I’m taking my clothes off.”

A little while later, Jiang Xiaoyu messages again: “Are you done taking them off?”

Shen Yanchen replies helplessly: “Not yet.”

Jiang Xiaoyu: “Why don’t you come swim naked in my pool and take a shower there?”

Shen Yanchen: “No.”

Jiang Xiaoyu: “Why not?”

Shen Yanchen: “It’s indecent.”

Jiang Xiaoyu doesn’t understand: “What’s indecent about it?”

Shen Yanchen: “Being naked is indecent.”

Jiang Xiaoyu: “There’s nothing indecent about it. I’m naked every day, and the fish in the sea are all naked too.”

Shen Yanchen asks: “Humans can’t be naked.”

Jiang Xiaoyu: “So do I have to wear clothes from now on?”

Shen Yanchen: “You don’t have to if you don’t want to.”

Jiang Xiaoyu can’t figure it out: “Then will you say I’m indecent if I’m naked?”

Shen Yanchen: “No.”

Jiang Xiaoyu: “Why not?”

Shen Yanchen: “Your scales cover your private parts.”

Jiang Xiaoyu asks curiously: “Do you have nothing covering yours?”

Shen Yanchen: “Well, there’s a little…”

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