I'm just an ordinary young man who's given up on trying. When the zombie outbreak hits, I grab weapons with a few of my buddies and go around smashing people's heads like watermelons. Who would've thought that one day I'd catch the virus myself? I figured I'd turn into an ugly zombie, but instead, I gained the regenerative abilities of animals like geckos and earthworms, becoming the Deadpool of zombie movies. And so I kept going further and further down the road of smashing people's heads like watermelons...
