Pei Guang is a transmigrator and the head disciple of the Azure Mystic Sect.
He spent thirty years cultivating diligently after transmigrating, and had all but given up hope of ever getting a System. Then, out of nowhere, one awakened.
But something seemed off about this System.
It actually thought he was a woman. Not only did it want to cultivate him into a peerless enchantress, it also randomly generated bizarre comeback scenarios whenever he ran into trouble.
[Ding! Host, you have entered an orthodox immortal sect in disguise. Complete your comeback and keep your identity hidden.]
[Ding! Host, you’ve been tied up during a massage. Complete your comeback and join the Joyous Union Sect as its Holy Maiden.]
[Ding! Host, someone has confessed to you in public. Make a comeback and humiliate your villainous rival in love.]
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After one comeback scenario after another, Pei Guang unknowingly rose to the pinnacle of both the righteous and demonic paths.
Among the righteous, he was the direct disciple and senior brother of the top immortal sect, with everyone answering his call.
Among the demonic, he was the Joyous Union Sect’s Holy Maiden, famed throughout the continent and surrounded by followers.
[Ding! Host, you have reached the pinnacle of the cultivation world and become a peerless enchantress.]
Just as he was about to reveal his identity and settle down to a leisurely retirement…
The righteous and demonic factions cried out together: “Greetings, Lord of the Immortal Sects!”
Pei Guang: ???
Wait, I was just doing System missions. How did I end up ruling the cultivation world?
No more ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Raise yourself to deathwww
Ghana, please update the author more, otherwise it won't be enough 😢😢