Transmigrated Tattoo Artist: From the Start, I Tattoo Guan Yu with Guan Yu!

I travel through time and space, doodling on famous people.

Second Master Guan? You might be the person in the whole world most suited to getting a Guan Gong tattoo!

Shi Jin, the Nine-Tattooed Dragon? I’ll add a coffin for you: nine dragons pulling a coffin.

Lu Zhishen, the Flowery Monk? I’ll tattoo Yuanshi Tianzun on your left leg, Jesus Christ on your right, and the Buddha on a chrysanthemum platform across your chest.

Lü Bu? I’ll cover your whole body with pin-up girls from Japanese adult films.

Yang Zhi, the Blue-Faced Beast? How about I tattoo the other side of your face black too?