I travel through time and doodle on those famous people.
Mr. Guan? You are probably the most suitable person in the world to get a Guan Gong tattoo!
Jiuwenlong Shijin? I will add a coffin for you, a Kowloon coffin.
Flower monk Lu Zhishen? I will give you a tattoo of Yuanshi Tianzun on your left leg, Jesus Christ on your right leg, and Tathagata Buddha on the chrysanthemum platform on your chest.
Lu Bu? A teacher from childhood action movies with tattoos all over his body.
Green-faced beast Yang Zhi? Did I tattoo the other side of your face black as well?