After My Inner Thoughts Were Exposed, the Male Leads Went Off the Rails!

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Lu Qi accidentally transmigrated into a novel titled Conquering Ninety-Nine Male Leads and got bound to a [Vicious Villainess System]. Forced to play a supporting villainess and drive the plots of various worlds forward, she initially planned to just phone it in! But nobody told her that the male leads in these little worlds could hear her thoughts!

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Facing the arrogant campus heartthrob, Lu Qi shouted her scripted line: "You look so handsome playing basketball, big brother! I'm in love, I'm in love!"

But inwardly, she thought: Damn, your armpit hair is thicker than my head of hair. Do something about it, kid.

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Facing the aloof, supremely arrogant top student, Lu Qi followed the plot and took the initiative to seduce him: "My lips are perfect for kissing. Want to try, big brother?"

But inwardly, she thought: I had scallion-oil noodles with two cloves of garlic for lunch. He can't smell it, right?

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Facing the cold, ruthless CEO with red eyes, Lu Qi said aloud, "Don't be afraid, big brother. I'll always stay by your side..."

But inwardly, she thought: Oh my god! Does this over-the-top macho guy have pinkeye? I better keep my distance.

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Facing the cold-hearted, sharp-tongued prince, Lu Qi said aloud, "Your Highness, I would be honored to be your antidote~"

But inwardly, she thought: Drink my piss, you bastard!

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Facing the zombie king who had turned against everyone, Lu Qi said aloud, "Come on, big brother! Let me save you!"

But inwardly, she thought: Dude, there's food stuck in your teeth.

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She thought she could return to her original world once the mission was over. But can someone explain why every male and female lead in these little worlds turned into her devoted admirer overnight?!