Siheyuan: Reborn as Silly Zhu, I'm Having the Time of My Life

Xu Damao: “Hey, Silly Zhu, how's the pork from the cafeteria? I hear you ‘borrowed’ two jin last night?”

He Yuzhu narrowed his eyes. The lie-detection System activated. “Damao, is that pack of premium tea from the factory in your pocket even tastier than the pork? (Suddenly shouting) Everyone, look! Xu Damao stole Director Li's Longjing tea!”

Xu Damao hurriedly covered his pocket. “What nonsense! I bought it myself!”

He Yuzhu pulled out an identical package. “What a coincidence. The tea Director Li just lost is this exact brand. How about we go to the security office and check the serial numbers?”

Everyone burst out laughing. Xu Damao's face turned bitter as a gourd, while He Yuzhu was delighted. “Reborn with a cheat! You think you can bully me? This time, I'll make you pay!”