I'm the Old Rascal of the Tomb Raiding World

Bai Tianyu hid his hormone cultivation manual among the satellite wreckage in Lop Nur, then turned around and carved A Tomb Raider's Guide to Preventing Hair Loss into a lightning-struck jujube wood tablet. When Shirley Yang opened the map of the Queen Mother of the West's kingdom that he had drawn, she found that its markings were actually the Eight Trigrams of King Wen of Zhou. Commander Hu stared at the cinnabar floating in the nourishing soup Bai Tianyu had made, suddenly recalling a taboo from his grandfather's notes: "Tianyu, did you put pieces of the Bronze Gate in this soup?" Little Brother silently slapped a black donkey's hoof into the coffin. Carved inside it was Bai Tianyu's hormone cultivation mantra!