A Cow Cat Transmigrates into the Dog King's Child Bride

Meow? Meow meow meow? Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow?

Meow! Woof? Woof?!

All right, I used to be a noble, elegant calico cat, adored by my human. Then one day, while chasing a butterfly, I slipped and plummeted from the fifteenth floor... So much for having nine lives. I woke up to find I’d been given a dog’s life instead?

How could this happen? This cat can’t eat poop! But never mind, the village bully, Big Yellow, will take care of that for me. From now on, my poop is his poop, and his poop is still his poop...