[The ultimate pleasure of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + a series of critical hits from Dihua's face]
When the world of cultivators was still fighting for talents and magic weapons, I, Chen Pingan, just wanted to farm, raise fish, and live a life of peace and harmony in my own "Ping'an Villa"!
But who would have known that I am just an ordinary person who wants to be safe, but the apprentices I accept become more and more outrageous! Xiao Chen, a swordsman, took the fire stick I gave him and figured out the "Supreme Sword Art Sutra" on his own; the fool dared to cut a piece of firewood and practiced the "Hegemony Divine Fist"; and Liu Ruyan, who was too thoughtful and thoughtful, figured out the avenue of formations from my random doodles every day!
The most terrible thing is that their average brain supplement ability is MAX! When I water a flower, they say it's a "nectar technique"; when I take a nap, they say it's "enlightenment"; even when the local dog barks twice at the door, they think it's a "warning from a mythical beast"! I'm really just an ordinary person!