[The ultimate thrill of playing the pig to eat the tiger + a barrage of face-slapping through wild misunderstandings]
While the cultivation world is busy killing itself over talent and fighting for magical treasures, I, Chen Ping'an, just want to farm a little, raise some fish, and live a carefree, lie-flat life in my own “Peaceful Retreat”!
But who could have guessed that even though I just want to lie flat like an ordinary person, the disciples I take in would be one more outrageous than the next? Sword fanatic Xiao Chen picks up the fire poker I gave him and comprehends the “Supreme Sword Dao Scripture” on his own. Simple-minded Shi Gandang splits firewood and somehow masters the “Overlord Fist.” And that scheming Liu Ruyan spends every day studying my casual doodles and comprehending the Great Dao of Formations!
Worst of all, their ability to imagine things is MAXED OUT! I water a flower, and they call it the “Sweet Dew Spell.” I take a nap, and they say I'm “meditating and comprehending the Dao.” Even when the stray dog at the gate barks twice, they think it's a “divine beast warning” them! I'm really just an ordinary person, okay?!
