Comedy + stress relief + pure fun + deep-blue stat boosts + high martial arts that keeps the myriad races in check
“Hey, kid! Congratulations! You've been bound to the Starry Sky Emperor System!”
“This System will help you become the invincible Starry Sky Emperor who rules the universe, and make sure your legend is told throughout the cosmos!”
“Hey, kid, aren't you surprised? Aren't you excited?”
Lu Xiaoyao: …
“System, why don't you bind yourself to someone else?”
“My dad is one of the ten richest men in the Dragon Kingdom. He's made more money than ten lifetimes could spend. Wouldn't it be better to live an easy life as a good-for-nothing rich kid than work myself to death as a grindset fanatic...?”
System: …
“I can't change Hosts. Once the System is bound, it can only be released when the Host dies!”
“Hey, kid, I suggest you obediently cultivate martial arts and become the Starry Sky Emperor.”
“Otherwise, I'll have to kill you and find a new master!”
“You can do that?!” Lu Xiaoyao protested, feeling terribly wronged. “But I don't want to be the Starry Sky Emperor. I just want to be a good-for-nothing rich kid who lives off his family...”
