Zhang Luochuan

I’m Zhang Luochuan, born with a fate that attracts ghosts. I’ve been able to see filthy things since I was a kid. When I was eighteen, Grandpa used me to pay off a debt to the dead. Half a jade pendant burst open, releasing a rotting corpse dressed in a Taoist robe. Damn it, his birth date and hour were exactly the same as mine! The mad girl from the Su family opera troupe waved a nine-section whip and said she wanted to be my wife. The cold beauty from the Liu family coffin shop insisted I owed her family three pieces of rare darkwood. And the holy maiden from Miaojiang was even more outrageous, trying to drive a love-curse worm into my heart. By day, all three girls want to date me. At night, they fight over who gets to marry me in a ghost wedding. The problem is, not one of them is alive! To stay alive, I draw talismans with my left hand and form incantation seals with my right. My peachwood sword is for jabbing the dead in the mouth, and I use inked measuring lines to bind zombie legs. But once I lost my virginity, the retribution of the Three Flaws and Five Deficiencies came down on me. Not only do gorgeous ghosts pin me down in bed every night, but coffin lids chase me wherever I go, demanding a betrothal gift! Worst of all, the blood running through me isn’t human blood at all. Twenty years ago, three hundred pregnant women were sacrificed in a bronze cauldron, and the Gu King forged from them is hiding in my pants! This story is entirely fictional.