Honghuang: All My Partners Are Sages

[Primordial World rat race] [Black Lotus comeback] [Satisfying workplace story] [Everyone turns evil]

I transmigrate as Hongyun, an unlucky guy doomed to die. I turn around and shove the Primordial Violet Qi into Kunpeng's mouth:

"The Heavenly Dao is using you as a power bank. Survive the lightning tribulation, and I'll give you founder's shares!"

■ Zhen Yuanzi becomes a ginseng fruit supplier

■ Empress Houtu opens a chain of underworld businesses

■ Sect Master Tongtian has the Jie Sect sign labor contracts

Daoist Duobao files a complaint on DingTalk in the middle of the night: "Master is live-selling products in Biyou Palace again!"

Jieyin and Zhunti beg for bankruptcy restructuring.

I toss out the Journey to the West Outsourcing Contract:

"I'll take thirty percent of the incense offerings for every mile of the pilgrimage!"

Hongjun rages in Zixiao Palace:

"Who turned the tribulation into a KPI review?!"

I kick over the Heavenly Dao Merit Stele, and the Immortal Slaying Sword Formation transforms into a time clock:

"Either work overtime to earn merit, or go to the Six Paths of Reincarnation as contractors!"