[A mischievous little witch who's terrible at everything but loves causing trouble × a gentle immortal who hides a madman beneath his kind exterior]
[A seemingly innocent, secretly cunning master and disciple + a salted-fish System + secret identities on both sides + a tragic romance spanning countless cycles of reincarnation]
“Congratulations, Host, you've been bound to the [Salted-Fish Cultivation System]!”
“Mission One: Kiss Fuguang Immortal Venerable, the most beautiful man in the immortal realm, by force. Reward: a hundred years of cultivation.”
Tianyue, banished to the mortal world, stares at the mission panel and falls into thought.
Is this System trying to scam me?
What she doesn't know is:
Every time she gets herself into trouble, her aloof master cleans up after her in secret.
The spirit pet she casually saved is a sacred beast lost by the demon realm.
The storybooks about the immortal realm that she mocked are bestsellers in the demon realm.
Then the war between immortals and demons breaks out, and the Spirit-Testing Mirror reveals the world-ending demonic mark between her brows:
“Welcome back, Holy Maiden!” A million demon cultivators kneel.
The System suddenly flashes a red warning:
⚠️Ultimate mission unlocked: Kill Fuguang Immortal Venerable
⚠️Note: He is using a forbidden art to channel your demonic energy into his own meridians
Tianyue's hand trembles as she grips her sword. “Master… you knew all along?”
In the candlelight, he takes her sword hand and guides the blade toward his own heart:
“This is the thousandth cycle…”
“I've finally waited long enough for you to kill me with your own hands.”
Writing highlights: Every chapter ends with a twist and a cliffhanger; System alerts are emphasized with the ⚠️ symbol.
Emotional arc: lighthearted comedy → creeping dread → devastating heartbreak → a redemptive reversal.
