Once Upon a Mountain

[Lighthearted and funny] “System?” he whispered tentatively to the empty air. The only reply was the crows circling overhead. Unwilling to give up, he called out once more, “Old grandpa?” As always, silence. “This transmigration service is so unprofessional! Where’s the System they promised? Where’s my golden finger? I don’t even have an old grandpa! I want to file a complaint!”