[The early chapters focus on lighthearted comedy]
Other protagonists transmigrate and gain peerless cultivation, are granted immortality, wield imperial weapons, sweep across the Myriad Worlds, look down on all under heaven, marry a sect's sacred maiden, and reach the pinnacle of life!
But our protagonist, Gu Changjin, transmigrates to a cultivation world and awakens a System, only to find that it refuses to play by the rules. His entire sect has given up, his cultivation is weak, his status is low, and all he wants is to go home.
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"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've obtained the Heaven-Connecting Demon Ape!"
"You mean this little monkey in front of me that's already dead?"
The System said nothing.
"Well, you gave it to me, but you never said whether it would be alive or dead."
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"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've obtained a peerless immortal pill!"
"I took it and had diarrhea for three days and three nights. Care to explain?"
Faced with Gu Changjin's accusation, the System remained silent.
"Fine, fine, you didn't say whether it was real or fake, right?"
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"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've obtained the Divine Soul Art!"
"So you expect a Qi Refining cultivator like me to use the technique of an old monster at the Great Vehicle stage?"
As expected, the System fell silent.
Gu Changjin flew into a rage and couldn't help cursing: ****
