Wuxia Crossover: I’m Obviously Socially Awkward, Yet I’m Covered in Special Effects

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In the Condor Heroes world, I slaughter everyone in my path. In the Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils world, I travel with beautiful women. In A Chinese Ghost Story, I punch one enemy after another. In The Legend of Zu, I lie low. In Black Myth, I lie back. In Nezha, I slack off. If I can win, I fight. If I can’t, I keep my head down. If I can’t keep my head down, I lie back. If I can’t even do that, I slack off.

With a little title from an online game floating over my head, a dazzling greatsword in my left hand, and a glowing golden dragon in my right, I’m an immortal descended to the martial arts world, a shoddy hack in the immortal world, and just another nobody in the world of mythology.

Xiao Longnu: I still remember Du Yi opening the Gate of Heaven with one move. The world has never seen such colors again.

Wang Yuyan: I still remember Du Yi setting off on a boat, alone with his sword, and bringing the world to its knees.

Nie Xiaoqian: I still remember Du Yi’s great feat: striking with one sword after another, a million swords in all, until he hacked Granny to death.

Zixuan: I still remember Du Yi asking the heavens with one sword, then the spirits with another. No one in the world could become an immortal again.

Fourth Sister: I still remember Du Yi starting a livestream and fighting, saying things like “wheelchair” and “hair flowing everywhere” that I couldn’t understand.

Daji: I still remember Du Yi’s figure appearing in the sky at every turn, scheming against even the Sages. This slacker finally got moving, slaying Heaven and striking down the Sages.

This is the story of a man who was on his way to becoming a show-off, only for the worlds he encountered to grow ever more powerful and his exploits to be exposed more and more. Facing one obstacle after another, he ultimately smashes all the immortals and Buddhas and lives a carefree life.