I'm a Crooked Village Chief, but the Players Grind Like Crazy!

“The harsher the players curse me, the faster I level up!” After transmigrating into a game world, I landed the role of NPC village chief and awakened the Snark-to-Godhood System. Looking at the newbies bleating for help outside the starting village, I fired back with hell-level quests: Quest (Slay Monsters): Kill 10,000 Chicken Kings (Player: You bastard village chief, are you even human!) Quest (Slay Monsters): Kill 20,000 Turtle Warriors (Player: Chief, are you planning a feast or what!!) Quest (Slay Monsters, Collect): The hope of the whole village... Collect 3,000 mud frog tongues... Kill 10 BOSSes in the starting village (Player: ...) Quest (Collect): Card Emperor... Collect 36 orange cards (Player: ...) The players got more and more hooked, and my quests got more and more outrageous... Once I’d trolled the players into numb acceptance, I switched the respawn point to a paid service. Watching the snark points roll in, I laughed like a goose...