The Evil Poison Master: Readers Beg Me to Spare the Web Novel Scene!

Just got a rating, and it can still drop. A ridiculous comedy for laughs. A failed web novelist transmigrates and gets the Failed Author Compensation System: Write a million-character flop, get a million yuan in compensation? Go be a con artist and fleece those… suckers for all they’re worth! Who needs a plot… Just go all in on outrageous characters! Could The Savior of the Apocalypse, a Saintly Mother become the apocalypse’s top-ranked novel? Could The Great Love Bone Venerable spark heated debate across the entire internet? Go all in on atmosphere! Could Late at Night… get a million avid readers? Could Me and the Jorogumo… rack up over a hundred million clicks? Who cares about reputation when traffic is so much sweeter! Could The Chu-Han Foundation… stay at the top of the daily-update charts? A 2.0 rating? Readers leaving bad reviews? What do they know? Thirty thousand words a day: let’s give the readers a little brainwash first! Fifty thousand words a day: straight to forcibly refining them! Old web-novel readers: This is an eyesore! Deleting it and reporting it! Web-novel big shots: Please, spare the web-novel world! Gold-medal lecturer: I’m on my knees. You really understand traffic and breaking out of the niche! Web Novel Association: We’d like to ban him, but he isn’t even part of the web-novel world! I haven’t even gotten started. How did I become the web-novel heretic lecturer everyone loves to hate… And my students have all become “Archfiends” of web fiction who torment readers?