Oh my gosh! I was just minding my own business at home, or no, lying around in the mountains, when a giant tiger suddenly dropped out of nowhere and called me big sister. And even crazier, a baby fell from the sky and started calling me Mommy. Did I just become a mom without the labor?
What is going on with this world? I was just an ordinary office girl from the twenty-first century, and now I’ve transmigrated to ancient times. I’m young, and I have to learn how to support my dad, a dog, a tiger, and a baby. What? You’re a grown man with two perfectly good arms and legs, and you want me to support you too? Get lost! You think I’m a pushover just because I haven’t shown you what I can do?
Luckily, I have a System. Otherwise, how would I feed all these people and animals? Sure, I have to sell my “talents,” but at least we’ll never have to worry about our next meal.
Not bad, quite funny