I, the Potato Chip Bag, Was Shaped into a Picasso Today

"I, the potato chip bag, was made into a Picasso today!" ——A literature about supermarket madness × A worker's guide to revenge for his evil deeds After a bag of potato chips was crushed and exploded, it was reincarnated into 999 things designed to trick supermarket managers! [Hilarious core meme] When supermarket products wake up—— ✔️ Shopping cart: Turn left collectively and knock over the promotion pile ✔️ Price tag: label expired lunch meat as "alien military ration" ✔️ Toilet paper: perform "Schrödinger's paper" when the manager has diarrhea (there is it, but it can't be pulled out) ✔️Hand dryer: specially designed for blowing crotch and comes with BGM of "Love Business" ✔️ Smart toilet: shout "Come on! You are the best!" When he is constipated! [Famous scene of social death] The manager delivers goods live → The mobile phone automatically turns off the beauty + AR mark "greasy index 99%" Headquarters video conference → The boss suddenly farts from his chair and plays "Flight of the Bumblebee" Dating the Goddess → The car wipers swung wildly to the rhythm of "The Great Compassion" [Reader's comments] > "It is recommended that supermarket managers buy this book and learn how to prevent 100 types of revenge from employees (and items)" > "I don't dare to use public restrooms after watching this. I'm afraid that the toilet will give me life advice." > "The Bible for contemporary workers, I suggest changing its name to "I'll Overturn the Workplace: I'll Be Reincarnated as Your Natural Enemy""