[Hilarious + Journey to the West jokes + Face-slapping reversal + Improper series]
[Tip: The more you read this book, the more enjoyable it becomes, seamless switching from "laughing to death" to "explosive"]
Sun Wukong: "Brother, how come your stick... Is thicker and brighter than my grandson's?"
Patriarch Bodhi: "I can't teach it, I really can't teach it! The answer to this evil disciple's last exam was 'Use Dongfeng missiles to save the dead'!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Jiang Ya, if you change the water in the Jade Pure Vase to Fat House Happy Water again, I will smash you to death with a lotus platform!"
Jade Emperor: "Close the Nantian Gate quickly! That snake spirit who calls me 'Lao Deng' is here to buy goods again!"
When I threw the clone of the Tathagata with a bruised nose and swollen face on the Lingshan Mountain.
The sky full of gods and Buddhas finally recalled the fear of being dominated by me in those days.
Me, on the other hand, just wiped my glasses that never existed and led Tang Sanzang behind me, who was holding a cigar.
Say softly:
"Okay, let's start now."
"Who is in favor and who is against?"
