After the drastic changes in the world, Lin Fan discovered that his professional skill points... Seemed to be distorted to some indescribable dimension.
Others awakened spiritual roots and superpower cores, but what he awakened was the [Company System] - a cheating thing with a incomplete database, which spoke like a cosmic noise translator, and considered "recruiting employees" to be a higher priority than "avoiding the flesh-and-blood fusion monster outside the door"!
His office has become an island eroded by another dimension. The walls are bleeding and the printer is growing strange tissues. Outside the window is a living dense fog that will lose its SAN value if you look at it for too long.
[HR Eye (incomplete) activated: analysis target "front desk receptionist (proposed)"... Form: protoplasmic mucus aggregate... Value: extremely low (communication efficiency is low and highly corrosive)... Threat: Medium (may dissolve the applicant)]
[Recommendation: Do not accept the application and conduct "harmless treatment" (method unknown).
Lin Fan looked at the bag of dark red flesh and blood crystals that was constantly pulsating as "start-up capital" in his hand, and then looked at the clause in the employee contract that "breach of contract will trigger unknown feedback", and felt that his sanity was falling rapidly.
How the hell is this HR? Where to post recruitment notices? ——Is it carved on the wall of squirming flesh? How to calculate the five insurances and one housing fund? ——Settling with strange energy that can maintain human form? Team building activities? ——Organize employees to explore the eyeball-filled corridor next door?
This is an outrageous story of using time sheets to fight chaos, using recruitment contracts to restrain inhuman species, and trying to maintain the operation of the "company" and one's own humanity on the edge of madness.
Welcome to the world of Cthulhu and happy recruiting
