[Good-for-nothing’s comeback + System streaming + absurd comedy]
Graduated from a junior college and still living off his parents? Averaging three viewers per Delta Force stream?
As Xu Le kowtows while answering his landlord’s calls demanding rent, the System suddenly goes off!
“Ding! Host has successfully extracted. You may now withdraw your earnings!”
“Ding! Points can be exchanged for god-tier gun skills / maxed-out game sense / complete mastery of every operator!”
One second he’s telling his livestream, “Folks, we got absolutely wrecked this round,” and the next he’s pulling Haval coins from the game into the real world!
His enemies think he’s a noob? He snaps into a perfect spray and lands a headshot, leaving the whole lobby stunned.
His rivals try to ruin him? He makes a fortune streaming games!
The viewers go wild: “This streamer’s using a dimensional cheat, right?! Reported! (Immediately sends ten rockets!)”
Just as this good-for-nothing streamer uses the System to become a top-tier star across the internet, he discovers that the mysterious supplies in the game can actually shake up the real world...
“Folks, I’m bringing an AWM out of the game on stream today. Any big spenders want to place an order?”
Xu Le watches the chat flood with “Holy crap,” then quietly presses the withdrawal button
Wait, what’s “Instant Mastery” doing in the System shop?!
(This novel is funny from start to finish, with no frustrating angst. There are so many legendary livestream moments you could cut ten episodes of meme edits, and the good-for-nothing’s comeback is pure exhilaration!)
