Taking on Disciples in the Cultivation World: I Suspect My Disciple Got a Script That Makes Him Stupid

[Strong Female Lead + Lighthearted Comedy + Ensemble Cast + Beloved by All + A Touch of Mystery + Not a Conventional Power Fantasy]

Lin Zhimeng, a miserable construction worker, is sent flying into the world of cultivation by a shovel after stepping in to help someone in danger.

The original owner worked herself to the bone taking on disciples and raising children, only for every member of the sect to meet a bad end. Their fate was utterly tragic.

Kindhearted and beautiful, Lin Zhimeng accepts the original owner's dying request and sets out to find a way to save her disciples and the world.

...Wait, why do all these disciples seem a little unhinged?

The devoted eldest disciple: "She doesn't even want my gift. She must be worried I'm working too hard!"

The bitter, vengeful second disciple: "What's the best revenge? Making him love me and never have me!"

The domineering third disciple: "Little one, why are you all I can think about? Do you want me to give you my life?"

The sharp-tongued, internet-savvy fourth disciple: "I'm a body cultivator. I can tell at a glance that your colon connects straight to your brain."

The fifth disciple, a born protagonist: "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west. Don't look down on a poor young man!"

Lin Zhimeng tightens her grip on the shovel. No wonder someone was egging me on to destroy the world! Damn Heavenly Dao, prepare to die!