[The Fourth Calamity + Absurd Humor + Light Ensemble Cast + Cultivation + Shenanigans + No Female Lead + Traits]
Player: Sect Master, switching to alchemist early on is definitely strong, but it's still too expensive. Is there a class that's cost-effective and powerful?
Lu Ye: Sure, brother, sure. I've got nine more classes just like that!
[Players develop a secret recipe late at night. The female cultivators of the Joyful Union Sect get hooked, chewing until their faces go square. The beautiful sect leader comes to demand an explanation.]
Joyful Union Sect Leader: “Lu Ye, get out here!”
Player: “The sect master told us to do it. He even called me a genius.”
Lu Ye: “I didn't. Don't make things up.”
[The sect leader goes to the bathroom three times in one day. Hao Ren analyzes the situation and leads the players in a midnight raid on Dragon-Tiger Stronghold.]
The next day
Player: “The stronghold leader's seat goes around. Today, it's my turn.”
Lu Ye: “?”
Player: “If melancholy is a talent, then I must be the god of melancholy.”
Lu Ye: “You're close to being a god, but a long way from being human.”
“Please stop treating me like I'm from Japan.”
“Please stop developing stuff. I never wanted to become an immortal warlord.”
“Please stop spreading rumors. I never wanted to become a cult leader.”
“Please stop, I'm surrounded by female cultivators.”
