My name is Xu Xiaofan, I am 29 years old. I was once a 'potential newcomer' on a third-rate literary website. Now I am a down-and-out writer who even plans to eat instant noodles. Our roommate Aqiang is a programmer. He always says that the two of us are the "bottom-level migrant worker brotherhood of code and writing."
Rubbing my swollen temples, I decided to go to the kitchen to find something to eat to stay alive. The moment I opened the refrigerator, my heart froze - the last piece of tiramisu I bought yesterday was gone, leaving only an empty box with a note on it:
"Borrow it, you need to lose weight anyway. - Your fat savior Aqiang"
"Ah Qiang! You cake killer!" I grabbed the note and rushed to his room, only to hear suspicious chewing sounds and a satisfied sigh coming from inside.
Just as I was about to kick the door open, the refrigerator suddenly made two beeps, followed by a strange blue light. I turned around and looked, and the refrigerator door slowly opened on its own. A bottle of fluorescent green drink appeared out of thin air in the refrigerator, with a label on the bottle: "Drink Me."
"What the hell..."
I carefully picked up the bottle. It felt cold to the touch, and the liquid inside was flowing spontaneously, like a living thing. There is a line of small words printed on the bottom of the bottle: "Dimension disorder drink, shelf life: forever."
"Aqiang! What kind of black technology prank are you doing again?" I shouted, shaking the bottle.
Aqiang stuck his head out with a fork in his mouth, and his eyes widened when he saw what was in my hand: "Holy shit! What the hell is this? It's not strange for mushrooms to grow in my refrigerator, but fluorescent drinks are too much."
"You really didn't put it there?"
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Very beautiful. Very beautiful.