Don't Mess with My Grandmaster, He's the Boss of Mount Longhu

Back in my day, I was the greatest celestial master on Mount Longhu. I kicked the sect leader until the old master bawled, and I punched the demons in the mountains until they shook with fear. What a glorious sight that was! Who hasn’t heard of Mount Longhu’s young grand-uncle? Alas, the female pilgrims who came to burn incense, from icy CEOs to stunning movie stars and pure-hearted school belles, all threw themselves into my arms without the slightest restraint, disturbing my quiet cultivation. With no other choice, this celestial master had to head down the mountain!