[Heroine who plays the pig to eat the tiger + mutual psychological warfare + a little angst + one-on-one romance + lighthearted]
Professional gambler Yun Zhan opened her eyes and found herself transmigrated into the most miserable kitchen maid in the prince's manor:
A gambling-addicted father.
A sickly mother.
A brother who visits brothels.
And her, sold into servitude.
From the start, her vicious stepmother tried to force her to marry a eunuch dwarf?
Yun Zhan: “So you're kicking a cripple in his good leg? Fine, I'll fight you to the bitter end!”
She drugged him and climbed into his bed, then turned around and seduced the regent into submission.
Several months later:
The capital's headline, “Shocking! Imperial Guards Train in Belly-Baring Undergarments,” went viral!
Xiao Yan: “So this is your handiwork? You changed the imperial guards' armor designs into bikinis?”
Yun Zhan: “Nonsense! They're lightweight, stab-resistant soft armor!”
The man bit her burning earlobe. “Then explain this sheer python robe of mine.”
The whole world thought Yun Zhan was madly in love with the regent:
The Buddhist scriptures she copied for him had erotic illustrations tucked inside.
The sachet she embroidered was stuffed with aphrodisiac powder.
She even sprinkled a handful of goji berries into the soup she made to beat the heat.
It wasn't until blood soaked the dragon throne that the man grabbed her ankle in a frenzy:
“Did you get close to me just for the military seal?”
“What else?” Yun Zhan tore up the love letters he treasured. “Did you really believe those copy-pasted lines, Your Highness?”
#ThePursuitOfHisWifeHasExpandedTheTempleOfSweetDewOvernight#
#ThePrincessConsort'sMouthIsAThievingGhost#
