Somebody Save the Ghosts! This Taoist Is Way Too Twisted!

A Daoist priest with a fox wife: the more they cultivate, the more powerful they become.

“Hey, little zombie, come here! Big brother’s got something amazing to show you!”

“A fox spirit? Stay right there and don’t move. I’ll go find a sack!”

“A ghost bride? You dare challenge me? I’m going to take her clothes off...”

Ghost Bride: “Isn’t anyone going to do something? A Daoist priest is stripping a ghost in broad daylight!”

Rented Ghost: “Call the police! I want to report a crime! Is there no justice when someone steals a car right off the curb?”

Some Unknown Ghost: “I used to be an ordinary little ghost, living the 996 grind, until one day I met a Daoist priest who completely changed my life. Do you know how much a beating hurts a ghost? Have you ever seen a Daoist priest burn a ghost’s butt with a high-voltage cable? Have you ever seen a Daoist priest suddenly pull a minigun out of his pants in the middle of a fight? I have!!! What kind of Daoist priest is that? He’s just a straight-up pervert!”