Hong Kong Crossover: I Really Don't Want to Choose

[Goofy comedy + Hong Kong film and TV universe as the main setting + myriad worlds + choice-based story + multiple heroines, not all are won over; choices matter]

After transmigrating into a Hong Kong film and TV universe in the 1990s, the pretty-boy Zhou Chen became an utterly ordinary police sergeant. Then he awakened a choice-based System: every choice he made earned him a corresponding reward.

What?

Using the Scissor Leg Technique to crush Boss Huang's big head earns me mastery of the deadly Scissor Leg Technique?

Wait, what are this slippery bar of soap and this map of Hong Kong Island's prisons doing here?

What?

For my promotion, do I choose the Traffic Division, the Major Crimes Unit, or the Yamaguchi-gumi?

Zhou Chen glanced at the System interface's side quest to slay demons and exorcise evil, then smiled faintly. “Madam, I'd like to join the Miscellaneous Affairs Division.”

The Hong Kong Island Miscellaneous Affairs Division and all manner of demons and monsters: “Brother Chen, please don't!”

Current story arcs: Fight Back to School, Out of the Dark, First Rule of the Criminal...