I Am Editing Reports in Troubled Times

Novel title: "Otto performs Hearts of Iron 4 to Boom Beach for you" Introduction: "Dear reader, welcome to this...'Wonderful' world." (Elegantly pushes up the monocle) "Here, you will witness an unprecedented 'strategic deduction': - On the left are those 'glossy' game data - On the right is... (Pause) a record of reality 'artistically processed' (The projector lights up with blue light) What you will appreciate: > - 'Lord Fu Hua' used 12 'military factories' to fight against the steel torrent of the World Serpent... Although 9 of them only exist on the report > - The 'Shadow Knight Armor' that 'Ms. Seele' is proud of... Is actually a tin box powered by potatoes and faith. > - 'Bronya' claims to have a monthly production capacity of 200 units of 'Titan modified'... It is all made by workers using their love to generate electricity. (Suddenly lowers his voice) Of course, all 'out of place' truths have been... 'Filed away'. (Sound of file being sealed) Now, let's start this...'Flawless' deduction performance. " (Note in fine print: Content is purely fictitious)