Bad news: I missed out on the golden age, and my golden finger is useless.
Good news: I cultivated all the way to the Great Ascension Stage through my own efforts.
Bad news: I've failed my tribulations ninety-nine times and still haven't become an immortal.
Good news: I've been invited by the Lord God Space to become a player.
Bad news: Being invincible is way too lonely!
The author is a tentacle monster! When inspiration and writing flow strike, I can finish a whole instance in a day! 10,000 words daily, with occasional bonus updates!
Pure invincibility! Even if I run into a True Immortal, I can take them out in a second!
