My Substitute Was a Feudal Dowager Empress; When I Left, the Buddhist Monk Regretted It Until His Eyes Bled

[A domineering, old-school empress dowager who can do it all and is great at training her puppy of a man; a pure-hearted, emotionally clueless husband who says one thing and means another] [An old-school empress dowager who knows nothing about love, and a young master of the capital's elite who begs for her favor every day]

[Just so we're clear: our empress dowager was not a virgin in her previous life, but the modern-day leads are both pure.]

Yun Ge transmigrates into the body of a pampered stand-in living in a grand mansion with a Buddhist man from the capital's elite circle.

What was a stand-in? She had no idea.

Her first thought: These days, even monks can keep women hidden away in golden cages?

Then, a moment later: Oh, he has hair. He's a lay Buddhist.

And a moment after that: Why does he want her to take off her clothes?

Wait a second. This man was way out of line. He actually dared order her to wait on him! Yun Ge slapped him on the spot and ordered him to his knees.

Shen Shichen was stunned, his cheek burning. What was this woman playing at today? What new trick was this? And yet, he really did kneel...

The old-fashioned young empress dowager transmigrates into the modern age and works hard to learn how things are done here. Along the way, she face-slaps a few scumbags, puts that affected little green-tea boy in his place, drives her shameless parents into strokes, and occasionally trains her rebellious, innocent young kept man. Life couldn't be more carefree.

“Shen Shichen, I'm bored of you.”

Shen Shichen clutched her, his face paling in alarm. He hurriedly scrambled out of bed to massage her feet and shoulders, pampering her until she was comfortable. “Are you still bored?”

Yun Ge: “Yes. I miss the days when I had three thousand beauties in my harem.”

Shen Shichen's face darkened. Then he reached out and began unbuttoning his shirt.

Not in this lifetime!!!