With the Void Sequence in his left hand, he can inflict cancer on all his opponents. With the Contract Sequence in his right, writing poetry can summon An Lushan. Eating can digest Cthulhu-style Dongpo pork, at the cost of explosive diarrhea that sends him flying.
But nobody told Lu Qijiu...
Li Bai of the Tang dynasty is blowing up subway trains.
Su Shi of the Song dynasty is stewing human flesh.
Genghis Khan of the Yuan dynasty is delivering zombie takeout.
Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming dynasty is working 996 to write household registration memorials, while the Yongle Emperor argues with people online.
Empress Dowager Cixi of the Qing dynasty is selling opium face masks in a livestream!
Cthulhu Nezha is about to use my backbone to cook hot pot!
Reading warnings:
1. Don't read late at night. Li Bai will crawl out of your phone and force you to memorize poetry.
2. Don't read when you're hungry. Su Shi's Cthulhu-style Dongpo pork really eats people.
3. But you absolutely have to read it, because...
This book is so insane that even Cthulhu can't report it!
So cool, so cool