From the Start, I Eat Yang Guo: This Return of the Condor Heroes Is All Wrong!

[Multiple heroines + scheming protagonist + satisfying story with no saintly hypocrisy + high-quality Jin Yong-style wuxia + fresh premise] I was reborn and transmigrated into the body of a beast! The Divine Condor from The Return of the Condor Heroes, which accompanied the Sword Devil Dugu Qiubai for decades! Eat someone with great fortune or formidable martial arts, and you gain all their power! And right in front of him lies the one-armed Yang Guo, unconscious from blood loss. What would you do? Would you eat him? But what happens next plunges him into a deep crisis of self-doubt. He meets Guo Fu, the eldest daughter of the Guo family, whose strength rivals that of the Five Greats! Li Mochou, who has mastered the Five Poisons Illusion Technique, delights in breaking up lovers everywhere and observing bedroom arts. And Lu Wushuang and Hong Lingbo, who love and comfort each other while pretending to be straight. Xiaolongnü hasn’t lost her chastity at all. Instead, she thinks Pei Qingjue has slandered her with brazen lies, and draws her sword to kill him! This… this can’t be right, can it? Pei Qingjue is stunned. The Condor Heroes story I transmigrated into is all wrong! Flirt with Gongsun Lüe. Watch Guo Fu openly undress right in front of him. Guo Fu: “Don’t be sad, good Condor. I’ll give you anything you want!” Sneak into Huang Rong’s bedroom at night and steal the Nine Yin Manual. Pei Qingjue smiles and whispers in Huang Rong’s ear: “Chief Huang, that night, when Guo Daxia was away leading the troops, Hudu secretly slipped into the Guo residence. I wonder what important business he had with you?” Huang Rong turns deathly pale and hurriedly explains, “He was overcome by lust, but I drove him away with my Dog-Beating Staff. Young Master Pei, please don’t tell anyone. I’m afraid Jing-gege will misunderstand!”