I’m a Traditional Martial Arts Streamer! But the Big Spender Really Does Shower Me with Gifts!

Li Yang, a delivery rider who livestreams himself roasting the little princesses every day, was stabbed three times while making a delivery and nearly ended up in the afterlife.

Luckily, it wasn’t his time. Heaven gave him a chat group, and from then on he gained skills from its many members, turning his livestreaming career around.

[Ding: Guo Jing, the illusionist, has joined the chat group]

[Ding: Zhang Jiao, the charlatan, has joined the chat group]

[Ding: Little Huo, the sickly fellow, has joined the chat group]

[Ding: Wang Shiyuan, the master of hide-and-seek, has joined the chat group]

Wait, the first few people sound kind of familiar, but what’s with the last one, a hide-and-seek master?

And so, the most versatile streamer on the entire internet was born.

“Brothers, I can smash rocks on my chest, sing, dance, box, perform tricks, anything you want.”

“Sure thing. This big brother sent me a sports car, so he wants me to do the boiling-oil trick.”

“Everyone, watch closely. This is a piece of pork belly. I’ll boil it in the oil, and it’ll be cooked in no time. Then I’ll put my hand in without even blinking.”

“Hey, hey, brother, what are you doing? Don’t stick your hand in just because you’re trying to debunk me! You could die!”

“Oh no, oh no, the streamer’s run into some idiot trying to expose a fake. He really stuck his hand in the oil...”

“Gentlemen, the streamer’s performing Taoist magic, not stage magic. Please don’t try to debunk me!”

As an aside: [Wang Shiyuan, the hide-and-seek master: Hello, everyone. I’m the Third Prince of Zhu. I’m wandering the streets right now. Whoever treats me to Crazy Thursday, I’ll make him a great general.]