Ninefold Resurrection Art? No, Ninefold Luosifen

[Hilarious + nonsensical + outrageous + cultivation]

When the strongest food-delivery System in the cultivation world binds to Chen Fusheng, an overworked office drone on Earth, the life of this laid-back young man goes completely off the rails

“Congratulations, Host, you've unlocked the achievement [Heavenly Court Spicy Snack Supplier]! Hurry and deliver spicy Bull Demon King ribs to the Queen Mother's Peach Banquet!”

“Warning! Detected a traffic jam in the Milky Way caused by the Cowherd and Weaver Girl's lovesick tears. Host is advised to clear the route with Meng Po's soup ladle!”

From the Immortal Realm Food City to the underworld barbecue stall, from a cultivation primary school to the magical world of Aaron, Chen Fusheng rides his homemade “pickled-cabbage-jar flying sword,” carrying the System-issued Guide to Surviving the Cultivation World Without Falling for Its Cliches, as he grinds through dungeons across countless planes.