Lu Chuan, a cleaner at the Jiangcheng garbage station and a wild cultivator, spends his days wearing flip-flops in the leachate pond to fish for garbage, repair microwave ovens, and fight cyber bald donkeys. Until he discovered that the mutated phage he controlled was actually the cross-time and space "Tao Fetus Experimental Body" left by his mother - it could swallow spiritual power, tamper with codes, and even gnaw through the reincarnation server.
When the Sima Group's cloning conspiracy, Heaven's takeout monopoly plan, and Hell's live streaming chaos hit simultaneously, Lu Chuan drew symbols with his left hand and Meituan took orders with his right hand. In the quantum entanglement of the black technology of cultivation and the puzzle of maternal love, he revealed the truth that the universe is just a "chaotic takeout order" waiting for negative reviews.
This is a journey of absurd cultivation using hot and sour noodles to transcend the Cyber King of Hell, using square dancing to crack the cloning matrix, and relying on radiated cockroaches to restart a new era. After all, who said that Save the Three Realms can't wear a Meituan jersey and squat on top of a garbage dump to eat spicy sticks?
