After transmigrating as Liu Yi, I discover that I'm a member of the Han imperial clan? With an identity like this, I'm practically cheating! Using my modern know-how to make spicy gluten snacks, I first earn a pile of silver, then bribe some eunuchs to land a minor official post just for fun. Liu Bei is still selling straw sandals? I head straight to the Peach Garden and talk Guan Yu and Zhang Fei into becoming sworn brothers with me: Come on, your big brother will treat you to all the best food and drink! Zhao Yun is devastatingly handsome? I make him an offer, and whisk him away with ease. The Yellow Turban Army is causing trouble? A small matter. I toss out a few nasty tricks, and Zhang Jue gets so furious he coughs up blood. Liu Bei comes knocking, all eager and hopeful, so I pat him on the shoulder. “Don't cry, brother. From now on, you're with me!” Watch me, Liu Yi, sit back and enjoy the show amid the chaos of the Three Kingdoms, while casually conquering the world!
