A goofy everyday cultivation story with a System
“Who came up with this sword-splitting game? I want to chop them to pieces! I've already invited dozens of fellow cultivators to help me take a swing. Why can't I cash out my hundred spirit stones yet?”
“That's nothing. Last time I was one step away from cashing out, and it said a spirit mouse had stolen my spirit stones.”
Cen Xiyue cowers in a corner, trembling, afraid she'll be chopped into a cloud of blood mist.
She unexpectedly transmigrated into this world and met Shen Yaopo, a fellow unlucky soul. Before she could even celebrate finding a kindred spirit in a strange land, she got bound to this crazy System.
From then on, the two are forced to play along and embark on a long, one-way journey livestreaming sales in the cultivation world.
At a tournament, during the trash-talk round, Cen Xiyue works herself up for ages before finally shouting:
“Advertising space on the Fairy Sound platform for rent! Pay us and we'll promote you! For details, contact Qingquan Sect: xxxxxxx!”
The whole venue falls silent.
Later, the System upgrades and unlocks livestreaming, turning the two into the cultivation world's first sales-streaming duo.
Holding up a product, Shen Yaopo cries out with boundless enthusiasm: “Everyone, take a look! Cai Zhiyin of the Beast Taming Sect presents Haji Mi North-and-South Mung Bean Spirit Pet Food! Today in my livestream, it's not 998, and it's not 888 either: just 9.9 spirit stones, and it's yours to take home!”
Cen Xiyue clutches his leg, sobbing: “Please don't, boss! Think it over! We'll lose everything at 9.9!”
Shen Yaopo pushes her aside and turns up the sales pitch: “And that's not all! Order now and you'll also get one secret beauty elixir made by Lu Shihan of the Hundred Herbs Sect, while supplies last!”
Cen Xiyue bursts into tears: “That's enough, boss! Stop giving things away! We'll go bankrupt if you keep this up
Give it five stars because I wrote it. Well, that's all I do, praise myself and love you old self [sending my heart]
I originally planned to read two pages briefly before going to bed to help me fall asleep, but I ended up laughing so much that my neighbor knocked on the door and asked me if I was demolishing my house. The author's words were accepted! Come and see 😢😢😢😢 I don't allow anyone not to see it