Three Kingdoms: Cao Ang Is Reborn in Wancheng

“It’s the second year of Jian’an. So which side are we on? Sun Ce, the Little Conqueror? Liu Bei, the Big-Eared Bandit? Yuan Shao, who picked the wrong answer with his eyes closed? Or Cao Cao, the ‘married women’ guy?”

“Cao Cao, the ‘married women’ guy? Wancheng? Could you be the legendary pimp, Cao Anmin?”

Cao Ang, Cao Cao’s eldest son, died at Wancheng after Cao Cao’s affair with Zhang Xiu’s aunt caused Zhang Xiu to surrender and then rebel again. What a pity!

Modern-day Xiahou Ang gets into a car accident. When he opens his eyes, he’s become Cao Ang, right there in Wancheng. Watch as he tries to make it out alive.

I’ll try to make this as funny as possible. Please bear with me if any parts of the plot don’t quite work.