[Quick transmigration + power fantasy + System + villainess + face-slapping and revenge]
[System failure warning!]
A supporting woman's resentment blows up the System Space server. The Main God wakes the top heroine on the Strong Female Lead rankings and the top villainess on the Evil Supporting Female rankings in the middle of the night: the two-list champion, Jiang Wenxu!
“Big Sis Jiang! It's time for you to save the System Space!”
Jiang Wenxu, the unhinged beauty, anti-hypocrisy ace:
“You should've said so earlier! My DNA has already turned into a helicopter when it comes to taking down trash!”
World One: The Eccentric Mother-in-Law's Desperate Quest to Give Birth
The moment Jiang sees the script saying, “The supporting female gives the freeloader ten kids,”
Big Sis Jiang repeatedly throws herself off a building on the spot: “Ten kids? Even Grandpa Gourd's vine only had seven!”
Then she welds the fertility buff onto the mother-in-law who wanted her to have children: “Let's see her give birth, and give birth, and give birth until she's sick of it!”
World Two: The Baby-Doll Wife
Faced with, “Wah wah wah~ I'm a baby mommy~”
Big Sis Jiang whips out a two-liter baby bottle: “Milk burps and baby farts, all included. This expert specializes in treating giant babies!”
World Three: The Bloodsucking Fake Heiress
She discovers the whole family doting on their sweet-tea foster daughter~
Big Sis Jiang excitedly puts on “My Brain-Dead Family”: “I'd recommend stepping up the blood donations. When you turn into mummies, I'll put on the Great Compassion Mantra on repeat to help you move on.”
[Big Sis Jiang's hardcore healing methods]
✓ Physical exorcism ✓ Magical showdowns ✓ Unhinged antics
Currently unlocking: turning the moonlight-white sweetheart into fluorescent-green zombies / turning substitute romance into a match-three game / building an incinerator at the ex-chasing crematorium...
Friendly warning: reading this book may cause the following symptoms:
Smacking your bed at midnight while laughing like a pig √ Trying not to bray with laughter in class or on the subway √
Click now for the year's craziest quick-transmigration heroine, blowing up angst-novel scenarios into a personal fireworks show for Big Sis Jiang!
Shen Nong tasted hundreds of herbs and it was poisonous...