(One heroine, no harem, comedy, everyone’s favorite, plenty of satisfying moments, not a single tearjerker. The protagonist’s golden finger appears rarely, mostly to plant clues.)
Qi Xing was born on the Qiling Continent and abandoned by his parents when he was only three months old.
Qi Xing: I know my background is kind of tragic, but how did I suddenly become everyone’s favorite, huh?!
Where’s all that scheming and backstabbing? Where’s the kill-or-be-killed stuff?
You guys are making this way too easy for me!
Villain: You’re dead this time, kid. Not even Jesus can save you, I swear!
Qi Xing: Bullshit. My senior brother’s here!
Villain: You’re a useless nobody who can only rely on other people!
Qi Xing: What?! How dare you slander me? I’m holding back for your own good, you bastard!
Villain: Then prove it! Make a move, you useless nobody!
Qi Xing channels his spiritual power, and in an instant, the heavens and earth change color!
Qi Xing: Buddy, why won’t you trust your big bro? See ya. Go straighten yourself out down there. In eighteen years, you’ll be a fine hero again.
