[Two male leads, hey! The female-audience kind! My tags got eaten, sob]
[Traditional cultivation × no System × character growth. Early: insecure, pessimistic, just wanting to die for a bit. Middle: You had a cheat ability? Why didn’t you say so earlier! I once had a… blah blah blah… Do you think I should give him a chance? Late: Kill! Kill! Kill! Leave no one alive!]
[Bottom’s POV | Tan Mingzhao: unrequited love that never stood a chance, so he switches to a “winning back his wife” storyline, top × Cheng Yun: an insecure, universally disliked bottom, reborn and favored by the Heavenly Dao]
[The serious blurb]
The Age of Declining Dharma: spiritual energy is scarce.
A thousand years ago, when his master attained the Dao and ascended, it once again brought war and heavenly punishment to this land.
Cheng Yun was the only disciple in his generation of the Chuyun Sword Sect who served as a mere background character. For centuries, he was disliked by his dazzlingly talented junior brothers and sisters.
Even the acting sect leader, personally appointed by his master, struggled to command respect…
Thankfully, there would eventually come a day when he had fulfilled his promise to his master.
If there’s a next life, I’ll become a carefree Daoist.
Next life:
Cough, cough… Cough, cough, cough.
Carefree? Not a chance!
What do you mean, a list of those to be punished? What do you mean, the Heavenly Dao’s enforcer?
Are you kidding me? That giant over there is an ascended powerhouse! An Immortal Emperor from the Immortal Manor!
I’m a weakling who coughs up blood… You little *censored*!
Pale-faced Cheng Yun helplessly and reluctantly transforms into a two-legged beast.
See that tallest mountain over there?
Good. Then we’re starting now:
Little monkey climbs the mountain, climbing and climbing…
Cheng Yun says nothing, mechanically pumping his limbs!
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