Growing Plants in Infinite Instances

[Infinite flow, everyday madness and chatter, dungeons are generally not mind-bending, no CP.]

Bai Ru was playing xx Battles xx on his dorm desk one second, and the next he was in a dungeon with a knife at his throat.

Bai Ru: ?

Every time the System sends him into a dungeon, it either tries to kill him or tries to kill him. Bai Ru either hides behind someone or hides behind someone.

He acts like a pitiful little white flower in public, but in private he’s an evil man-eating flower.

After being driven insane, he finally went completely off the rails, pulled out a handful of mushrooms, and shoved them into an NPC’s mouth.

What do they do? Cause hallucinations? Poison you?

Of course, a real man never looks back at an explosion.

What does it matter if the dungeon gets blown up? It had it coming.

Bai Ru smiled darkly. “I’ll blow up this stupid System sooner or later.”

Teammates, bystanders, NPCs: “? Where did the little white flower go?”

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